Great Singapore Clean Up!

Current PSI: 173 (Singapore Time: 4:10pm)

The great Singapore clean up!!! All can help!

Let us do our part and aid our government with the haze situation!

Here are some ideas that we have brainstormed. Feel free to add any suggestions in the comments for this posts.

1) Rally the vacuum cleaners.

United we stand. If everyone rolls out their vacuum cleaners and leave them on for 24/7, the many individual units will filter the unbreathable air. Please follow our table to ensure your vacuum cleaner is performing at maximum efficiency.

2) The Great Singapore Flyer Spin

While many people have suggested using the Flyer as a huge fan, none have said how. We suggest fitness companies like California Fitness and Planet Fitness should rally their bufflords to help spin the Singapore Flyer. This will help these companies which are severely lacking in CSR initiatives to be better accepted as socially responsible organizations.

We can learn from India on how to spin in this video.

3) Fort MBS Defence Plan

Using our pee canons, we should be able to damper the haze clouds moving towards us.

Cloud seeding won't work as there are no clouds. Hence we have to create artificial rain somehow. Until the government can pull out some effective measures, this is the best method forward. MBS is the idea location as it is south, near Indonesia and probably the 1st point of contact for the haze to reach us.

I am sure many Singaporeans who havent had the chance to visit the sky park would cherish this opportunity to go up, for free of course since its a national crisis.

The restaurants can be turned into a command center for the defence taskforce to steer the operation from a good vantage point. As the area is air-conditioned, they can plan and strategise without hindrance from reduced air quality.

The pools can be filled with fresh water for our fighting force to replenish their water levels to ensure optimal urge to pee.

The observation deck can hold up to 900 people and would be the ideal place to fire from.

While gardens by the bay might deteriorate from excessive urea content, This will save the greater Singapore from the dreadful haze. A small price to pay imho.

Please help to brainstorm for more ways to solve the haze problem!